Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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