I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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