no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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