So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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