I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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