i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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