What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Help. Why am I so naked?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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