I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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