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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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