Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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