My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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