I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
third nipple confirmed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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