There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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