OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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