Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's never too late to be topless.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Randomize
