Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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