JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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