My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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