At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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