She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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