Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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