I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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