She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We are all done wearing pants today
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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