yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
