We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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