I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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