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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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