You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I didn't notice because vodka
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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