He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
