have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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