I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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