I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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