Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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