I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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