he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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