but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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