I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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