Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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