She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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