can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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