im drinking this country out of the recession.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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