sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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