How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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