You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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