Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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