Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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