She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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