he looks like a really good dad on facebook
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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