yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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