i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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