Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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